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The boring jobs, done properly.

53 fixed-price computer jobs. You send the files; our own software does the heavy lifting; a person checks every result before it goes back to you; then your files are deleted.

These are new services. Every picture below is a real output from our own tools, made on invented data, not a client's — we say so rather than dress it up. If your job is not a good fit, we will tell you before you pay. Each service lists what it does not include.

Spreadsheets and bookkeeping prep (13) Documents and PDFs (10) Print and design layouts (9) Websites (6) Audio, photos and images (9) Writing (4) AI assistants and automation (2)

Spreadsheets and bookkeeping prep

Build a business mileage log spreadsheet with totals

Your trips in a log with a running total and the claim worked out at two rates. You check the rates; the sheet does the sums.

From £12 for up to 200 trips · 1 working day

What you get, and what is not included

You get: Excel workbook (.xlsx) + a PDF preview.
Not included: Tax advice, or confirming which rate applies.
Not included: Expense logging, fuel receipts, or more than one vehicle per sheet.
Not included: Reconstructing journeys the buyer did not record.
The sample: nine invented trips → a mileage log workbook: running total, the amount per trip at one rate up to a threshold and a second rate after it (the rates and threshold are input cells), a total claim, spare rows, and a PDF preview; the sample includes a trip that crosses the threshold. All 79 formulas were recalculated independently and agree.

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Build a price, margin and break-even calculator in Excel

Cost and price in, profit, margin, markup and break-even units out — for every product, with loss-makers flagged. VAT handled.

From £15 for up to 100 products · 1 working day

What you get, and what is not included

You get: Excel workbook (.xlsx) + a PDF preview.
Not included: Recommending prices.
Not included: Marketplace fees, postage and payment-processing fees.
Not included: VAT advice.
The sample: eight invented products → a calculator workbook: price ex VAT, profit per unit, margin %, markup %, break-even units against monthly fixed costs, thin margins in amber and a product that sells at a loss flagged in red. All 96 formulas were recalculated independently and agree.

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Build a renewals and certificate tracker spreadsheet

A tracker that shows days left and flags what is overdue or due soon in red and amber — gas, EICR, insurance, training, licences.

From £15 for up to 100 items · 1 working day

What you get, and what is not included

You get: Excel workbook (.xlsx) + a PDF preview.
Not included: Reminders by email, text or calendar (not built.
Not included: Saying which certificates the law requires, or how often.
Not included: Macros / VBA, and connections to live data.
The sample: eleven invented certificates → a tracker workbook: days-left and status formulas driven by today's date, red / amber / green colouring, counts of overdue and due-soon, a 'warn' window the user can change, spare rows, and a PDF preview; one unreadable date ('next spring') is reported.

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Clean and de-duplicate your spreadsheet or mailing list

Dates, phones, postcodes and emails put in one format, duplicates removed, near-duplicates flagged — with a log of every change made.

From £15 for up to 1000 rows · 1 working day

What you get, and what is not included

You get: Excel workbook (clean table + change log + questions) and CSV.
Not included: Several tables on one sheet, merged header cells or sub-total rows mixed into the data.
Not included: Guessing a missing email, phone or postcode, or looking people up.
Not included: Deleting a near-duplicate on its own judgement.
The sample: a messy 201-row members export → a clean workbook: names capitalised, emails lower-cased, UK phones and postcodes in one format, dates as YYYY-MM-DD, money as numbers, repeated rows removed and listed, near-duplicates and unreadable cells flagged, and a change log of every cell touched.

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Merge two spreadsheets into one on a shared code or ID

Two lists joined on a SKU, reference or ID. You get the merged sheet plus the rows that only appear in one list. Checked by hand.

From £15 for up to 5000 rows · 1 working day

What you get, and what is not included

You get: Excel workbook + CSV.
Not included: Matching on names or descriptions that are merely similar.
Not included: Choosing between two different rows for the same key in the second list.
Not included: More than two files in one run.
The sample: a stock export + a supplier price list → one workbook: every stock line with its trade price, pack size and lead time joined on, plus sheets for stock lines the supplier does not list, supplier parts the shop does not stock, and codes the supplier lists twice.

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Turn your scanned table into an Excel spreadsheet

A printed or scanned table turned into a real spreadsheet with rows and columns, one sheet per page, every figure checked against the scan.

From £15 for up to 4 pages · 2 working days

What you get, and what is not included

You get: Excel workbook (.xlsx, one sheet per page) + CSV.
Not included: Handwritten tables.
Not included: Tables with merged cells, nested headings or text running across columns, without agreeing a layout first.
Not included: More than 300 pages in one file.
The sample: a scanned one-page table (18 rows × 4 columns) → an Excel workbook and CSV with the rows and columns separated, and a list of the cells most likely to be wrong. This is the UNCORRECTED machine draft: 16 of 18 rows came out right; one price was misread and one row was split in the wrong place — both are on the flag list, and correcting them by hand is the step a paying job gets before delivery.

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Turn your spreadsheet export into a report with charts

Send a CSV or Excel export, get a Word and PDF report: headline total, summary table, totals by category and charts. Checked by hand.

From £15 for one report · 1 working day

What you get, and what is not included

You get: PDF + editable Word (.docx).
Not included: A file with no numeric column.
Not included: Several tables in one sheet, merged header rows, or totals rows mixed into the data.
Not included: Commentary on WHY numbers moved: the report states what the data shows; it does not interpret the business.
The sample: one month of invented bookings → a Word + PDF report: headline total, summary table, totals and share by product, a bar chart, and a source-data appendix.

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Build a 12-month cash-flow forecast spreadsheet

Your income and costs laid out month by month with live totals, closing balance, months in the red flagged and a balance chart.

From £20 for one forecast · 1 working day

What you get, and what is not included

You get: Excel workbook (.xlsx) + a PDF preview.
Not included: Financial advice.
Not included: Building the forecast figures themselves; the buyer supplies every number.
Not included: VAT, tax or loan-repayment calculations.
The sample: invented monthly income and cost lines → a 12-month cash-flow workbook: totals, net movement, opening and closing balance carried month to month, months below zero in red, lowest balance, a native line chart and a PDF preview. All 76 formulas were recalculated independently and agree.

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Convert your bank statement PDF to Excel, sums checked

Your bank statement as a clean spreadsheet, with every running balance re-computed so a misread figure cannot slip through.

From £20 for up to 5 pages · 2 working days

What you get, and what is not included

You get: Excel workbook (.xlsx) with the transactions and a check column, plus a one-page reconciliation note.
Not included: Bookkeeping, categorising for tax, or any accounting or tax advice.
Not included: Statements the buyer has no right to share.
Not included: Altering, recreating or 'tidying' a statement to look like an original bank document.
The sample: a 35-line statement PDF → an Excel workbook where every balance was re-computed from the line above: 35 of 35 reconcile, and opening − paid out + paid in equals the closing balance.

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Reconcile your ledger against a supplier statement

Two lists that should agree, compared line by line: what matches, what differs and what is missing, with the difference fully explained.

From £20 for up to 500 lines · 1 working day

What you get, and what is not included

You get: Excel workbook + a one-page written summary.
Not included: Deciding which side is right.
Not included: Matching lines that have no reference in common.
Not included: Part-payments and allocations across several invoices.
The sample: a purchase-ledger export + a supplier statement → a reconciliation workbook: both totals, the difference, and that difference broken down exactly into amounts that differ, items only on one side and a repeated entry, with a one-page written summary.

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Sort your bank export into bookkeeping categories

Bank or card lines sorted into your categories with totals for each, and anything unclear listed for you to decide. No tax advice.

From £22 for up to 500 lines · 1 working day

What you get, and what is not included

You get: Excel workbook + CSV.
Not included: Tax treatment: whether something is an allowable expense, capital, or VAT-recoverable.
Not included: Splitting one transaction across categories.
Not included: A PDF or scanned statement directly.
The sample: one month of bank lines → a workbook with every line given a category and the keyword that put it there, totals of money out and money in per category that add back to the statement, and the lines no rule recognised listed for a person.

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Type your invoices and receipts into a spreadsheet ledger

PDFs, scans or photos of invoices and receipts turned into one ledger: supplier, date, net, VAT, total. Every row checked by hand.

From £22 for up to 30 documents · 2 working days

What you get, and what is not included

You get: Excel workbook (ledger + questions + totals) and CSV.
Not included: Line-item capture.
Not included: Handwritten invoices and receipts.
Not included: Several invoices in one file.
The sample: eight mixed documents → a ledger workbook with one row each: all eight sets of figures read correctly (two by OCR), three rows marked OK, five marked CHECK for the right reasons — totals that do not add up, a duplicate, two OCR reads, and a letter with no total.

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Build an Excel dashboard with live charts from your data

Headline figures, a live summary table and native Excel charts from your export. Add rows and it updates. PDF preview included.

From £25 for one dashboard · 1 working day

What you get, and what is not included

You get: Excel workbook (.xlsx) with native charts + a one-page PDF preview.
Not included: A file with no numeric column.
Not included: Pivot tables as Excel objects, slicers or macros.
Not included: Connecting to live data sources.
The sample: six months of invented orders → an Excel workbook: a Dashboard sheet with four headline figures, a by-product table driven by SUMIFS/COUNTIFS over the Data sheet, three native charts (bar, share, monthly trend), and a one-page PDF preview.

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Documents and PDFs

Make your scanned PDF searchable

Your scanned PDF with a text layer added, so you can search, select and copy the words, plus the text as a separate file.

From £10 for up to 50 pages · 1 working day

What you get, and what is not included

You get: the same PDF with a searchable text layer + the text as a .txt file.
Not included: Handwriting.
Not included: Correcting the recognised text word by word.
Not included: More than 100 pages in one file without agreeing it first.
The sample: a two-page scan with no selectable text → the same PDF with a searchable text layer on both pages, and the text as a file.

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Create an invoice or quote template with the sums done

A clean invoice or quote in Word and PDF, with line totals, VAT by rate and the grand total worked out and cross-checked.

From £12 for one document · 1 working day

What you get, and what is not included

You get: Word (.docx) + PDF.
Not included: Legal, tax, accounting or HR advice.
Not included: Choosing a VAT rate or deciding whether something is VAT-able.
Not included: Sending the invoice, chasing it, or recording it in accounting software.
The sample: a six-line job (labour and parts at 20 %, one zero-rated line) → a one-page VAT invoice as Word and PDF: net per line, VAT worked per rate, total due, payment details and terms; the net total was re-added independently in pence.

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Format your document with headings and a contents page

Your draft put into a consistent style: headings, lists, tables, page numbers and a contents page. Words untouched. Word and PDF.

From £15 for up to 10 pages · 2 working days

What you get, and what is not included

You get: Word (.docx) + PDF.
Not included: Editing, proofreading or rewording.
Not included: Images, footnotes, text boxes, comments and tracked changes (not carried over.
Not included: An index, citation or bibliography styling.
The sample: a plain draft → a three-page styled handbook as Word and PDF: title, a contents page whose page numbers were read back from the finished PDF, three heading levels, bullet and numbered lists, a table, and 'Page x of y' footers.

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Mail-merge personalised letters from your list

One letter per person from your spreadsheet and your wording, as one Word file and one PDF. Missing details reported, never guessed.

From £15 for up to 100 letters · 1 working day

What you get, and what is not included

You get: one Word file + one PDF, a page per recipient.
Not included: Writing the letter.
Not included: Sending, emailing or posting anything.
Not included: Finding or correcting addresses.
The sample: an eight-row list + a renewal letter template → seven one-page letters in one Word file and one PDF; the row with no surname is skipped and reported, and the two letters with a missing address line or fee are listed for a person.

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Merge your PDFs into one numbered, bookmarked bundle

Your PDFs merged in order into one file with a contents page, a bookmark per document and page or Bates numbers on every page.

From £15 for up to 20 documents · 1 working day

What you get, and what is not included

You get: one PDF with a contents page, bookmarks and numbered pages, plus an index of documents with their page ranges.
Not included: Deciding the order or what belongs in the bundle.
Not included: Court bundles prepared to a specific court's practice direction without the buyer checking it against the rules.
Not included: Removing passwords or restrictions from protected PDFs.
The sample: five PDFs → one ten-page bundle: a linked contents page, six bookmarks, Bates numbers TV000001–TV000010 on every page (each confirmed by re-reading the saved file) and a DRAFT watermark, plus an index with page ranges.

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Retype your scanned pages into an editable Word file

Printed pages you only have as a scan or photo, retyped into an editable Word document and PDF, with headings and paragraphs rebuilt.

From £20 for up to 10 pages · 2 working days

What you get, and what is not included

You get: editable Word document (.docx) + PDF.
Not included: Handwriting.
Not included: Pages too faint, creased or blurred to read by eye.
Not included: Recreating a complex page design, forms with boxes, or multi-column magazine layouts exactly.
The sample: a two-page scan with no selectable text → an editable Word document and PDF with headings and paragraphs rebuilt, plus a review copy and a list of doubtful words.

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Build your form, checklist or job sheet in Word and PDF

Tick boxes, write-in boxes, tables and a sign-off block set out cleanly. You get an editable Word file plus a print-ready PDF.

From £22 for one form · 1 working day

What you get, and what is not included

You get: Word (.docx) + PDF.
Not included: Legal, tax, accounting or HR advice.
Not included: Writing the content of a policy, waiver or consent statement.
Not included: Fillable PDF form fields.
The sample: a JSON spec → a two-page job sheet and customer sign-off form as Word and PDF: write-in boxes, four tick-box lists, three blank tables and a two-party signature block.

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Redact names and personal details from your PDFs

The names and details you list are removed from the file itself, not just covered — with a log of every redaction. Scans included.

From £22 for up to 20 pages · 2 working days

What you get, and what is not included

You get: redacted PDF + CSV log + a one-page report.
Not included: Deciding WHAT should be redacted.
Not included: Guaranteeing completeness without the human read.
Not included: Handwriting, and names inside photographs, logos, signatures or stamps.
The sample: a two-page staff file + a list of names → a redacted PDF with 24 redactions (names, date of birth, NI number, address, postcode, phones, emails, bank details) across a text page and a scanned page, the words 'Annual' and 'Annabel' left alone, document properties cleared, a log of every removal, and a re-read that found none of it left.

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Build a PowerPoint deck with editable charts

Your outline turned into clean slides with real, editable charts, tables and speaker notes. PowerPoint file plus a PDF copy.

From £25 for up to 10 slides · 2 working days

What you get, and what is not included

You get: PowerPoint (.pptx, 16:9) + PDF.
Not included: Writing the story or the content.
Not included: A client's own PowerPoint template or master slides.
Not included: Photos, icons, animations and transitions.
The sample: a JSON outline → a seven-slide 16:9 deck (.pptx + PDF): a cover, bullet slides, three native charts (line, horizontal bar, pie), a table and speaker notes.

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Turn your paper form into a fillable PDF

Your form rebuilt as a PDF people can type into and tick, then save and send back. Every field is tested before delivery.

From £33 for up to 2 pages · 2 working days

What you get, and what is not included

You get: PDF with AcroForm fields.
Not included: Copying a paper form's exact look.
Not included: Calculating fields, validation rules, drop-down lists and radio groups.
Not included: Digital signature fields.
The sample: a form spec → a two-page fillable PDF with 75 fields (66 text boxes, 9 tick boxes), plus a test copy in which every field was filled, saved, reopened and read back correctly.

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Print and design layouts

Add bleed and crop marks to make your PDF print-ready

Your finished artwork given 3 mm bleed and crop marks, with a short check report on size, edge text and low-resolution images.

From £10 for up to 8 pages · 1 working day

What you get, and what is not included

You get: PDF with TrimBox/BleedBox + crop marks, and a one-page preflight note.
Not included: RGB → CMYK conversion, spot colours, overprint or a printer's ICC profile.
Not included: Re-drawing artwork whose text or border sits on the trim line.
Not included: Resizing or re-proportioning artwork to a different paper size.
The sample: an A4 poster PDF with no bleed → the same page with 3 mm mirrored bleed, crop marks, TrimBox and BleedBox set, the original vector text kept on top, and a preflight note (trim size, edge-ink pages, low-resolution images, the RGB caveat).

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Generate QR codes or barcodes in bulk from your list

A QR code or barcode for every row of your list, as PNG and SVG, each one read back and checked, with a printable contact sheet.

From £10 for up to 50 codes · 1 working day

What you get, and what is not included

You get: PNG + SVG per code, an A4 contact sheet PDF, and a CSV manifest.
Not included: Dynamic / trackable QR codes or a redirect service.
Not included: Issuing GS1 / EAN numbers.
Not included: Checking that the linked pages exist or are safe.
The sample: a 12-row list → 12 QR codes as PNG and SVG, a captioned A4 contact sheet and a manifest; every PNG was decoded by software and matched to its row (12 of 12).

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Make label sheets from your list with QR or barcodes

Address labels or asset labels on Avery-type A4 sheets from your spreadsheet, with optional QR codes or barcodes on each label.

From £12 for up to 500 labels · 1 working day

What you get, and what is not included

You get: A4 PDF, one page per label sheet.
Not included: Carrier shipping labels.
Not included: Checking or correcting addresses.
Not included: Label stock outside the five listed A4 layouts until its geometry is added and test-printed.
The sample: a 14-row asset list → one A4 sheet of 21-up labels (L7160 geometry), each with a QR code and three lines of text; the row with no link is skipped and reported.

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Make price tickets and shelf labels from your price list

Tidy price tickets on A4 with cut guides, 'was' prices struck through and barcodes if you want them. Every price checked by hand.

From £12 for up to 100 tickets · 1 working day

What you get, and what is not included

You get: A4 PDF with dashed cut guides.
Not included: Setting or suggesting prices, or checking a 'was' price is lawful.
Not included: Unit pricing calculations.
Not included: EPOS integration.
The sample: a 16-row price list → two A4 sheets of 10-up price tickets with product, unit, price, struck-through 'was' price on offers and a barcode (EAN-13 or Code 128); the line with no price is reported and not made.

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Create certificates in bulk from your list of names

One certificate per person from your spreadsheet: a combined PDF to print and a separate PDF each to email. Names exactly as given.

From £15 for up to 30 certificates · 1 working day

What you get, and what is not included

You get: one combined PDF for printing + one PDF per person for emailing.
Not included: Signatures as images, seals, logos or serial numbers.
Not included: Inventing a missing date, grade or course.
Not included: Accredited or regulated certificates that must come from an awarding body's own system.
The sample: a 12-row list + a wording brief → 11 A4 landscape certificates (combined PDF and one PDF each); the row with no name is skipped and reported, the row with a blank field is reported.

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Turn your points into a LinkedIn or Instagram carousel

Your slide text laid out as a clean, numbered carousel: one PDF for LinkedIn and exact-size images for Instagram, ready to post.

From £15 for one carousel · 1 working day

What you get, and what is not included

You get: PDF (LinkedIn document post) + one PNG per slide.
Not included: Writing the slides from a blog post or notes.
Not included: Posting or scheduling to any account.
Not included: Photos, icons, charts or logos on slides.
The sample: seven slides of supplied text → a 7-page PDF and seven 1080 × 1350 PNGs in the 'bold' theme, numbered, with a swipe cue and a closing call-to-action.

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Make a print-ready flyer with bleed plus social versions

Your event or offer as an A5 flyer with bleed and crop marks, a screen version and a square for social media. QR code included.

From £20 for one flyer · 1 working day

What you get, and what is not included

You get: print PDF (bleed + crop marks), screen PDF + PNG, 1080 px square PNG.
Not included: Writing the copy.
Not included: Bespoke illustration, photography or a from-scratch visual identity.
Not included: Photos or logos placed in the layout.
The sample: a JSON brief → an A5 flyer three ways: a print PDF with 3 mm bleed and crop marks, a screen PDF + PNG, and a 1080 × 1080 social square, with a QR code that was decoded and matched to the link.

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Lay out your menu with an allergen sheet, ready to print

Your dishes and prices set out as a clean A4 menu, plus an allergen matrix page from your own information. Print PDF and web image.

From £25 for one menu · 2 working days

What you get, and what is not included

You get: A4 PDF (print) + PNG previews (screen/web).
Not included: Deciding which allergens a dish contains.
Not included: Nutrition or calorie figures, and any food-law compliance sign-off.
Not included: Bespoke illustration, photography or a from-scratch visual identity.
The sample: a JSON brief → an A4 two-column menu (PDF + PNG) and a second page with the 14-allergen matrix, one item deliberately left without allergen data to show the '(not supplied)' flag.

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Make a starter set of eight clean logo concepts

Eight tidy vector logo concepts from your name and style words, each in SVG, PNG and print PDF. Template-built starter marks, not hand-drawn art.

From £25 for one brief · 2 working days

What you get, and what is not included

You get: eight concepts, each as SVG and PNG (light, dark, one-colour black and white), print PDF and favicon sizes, plus one contact sheet.
Not included: Custom illustration, mascots, hand lettering or anything that needs a drawn idea.
Not included: Trademark searches or any promise that a mark is free to register.
Not included: Copying or 'in the style of' an existing brand's logo.
The sample: a name and two style words → eight vector logo concepts (wordmarks, monograms, icon lock-ups, an emblem and a label), each in SVG, PNG, print PDF and favicon sizes; every SVG checked to contain outlines only.

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Websites

Take full-page screenshots of your web pages in bulk

A full-page picture of every page on your list at desktop and phone width, with a contact sheet and a list of the results.

From £10 for up to 20 pages · 1 working day

What you get, and what is not included

You get: a full-page PNG of every page at each device width, a contact sheet and a result list.
Not included: Pages behind a log-in, paywall or CAPTCHA.
Not included: Getting round bot protection or a site that refuses automated visits.
Not included: Private or internal addresses.
The sample: a four-page site → eight full-page screenshots (each page at 1440 px desktop and 390 px phone width), a contact sheet and a result list.

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Take a snapshot copy of your website as a zip file

A visitor's-eye copy of your pages, images and styles in one zip with a file list. A record of the site, not a restorable backup.

From £15 for up to 30 pages · 1 working day

What you get, and what is not included

You get: zip + a one-page note.
Not included: A restorable backup: no database, admin area, server code or user accounts are copied.
Not included: Copying somebody else's website.
Not included: Anything behind a login, and anything that needs a form submitted or a purchase made.
The sample: a four-page site → a zip of its 8 files (4 pages, stylesheet, 3 images) with a SHA-256 manifest, reopened and verified, plus a note that says plainly it is a visitor's-eye copy and not a restorable backup.

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Watch prices, stock, pages or tenders and report changes

Give me a list of things to watch — prices, stock, pages, planning or tender lists, domains. You get a report of what changed.

From £15 for up to 20 lines · 1 working day

What you get, and what is not included

You get: a short written report + a workbook (the state file stays with us for the next run).
Not included: Anything behind a login, a paywall or a CAPTCHA; anti-bot evasion of any kind.
Not included: Sending the alert to the buyer by itself.
Not included: High-frequency checking.
The sample: an eight-line watchlist + last week's state → a report of what changed: a price drop below the buyer's limit, an item back in stock, a reworded terms page (with the old and new sentence), one new planning application, one new matching tender, a domain 26 days from expiry — and one target that could not be read, reported as not read.

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Check your website for broken links and slow pages

Broken links, heavy pages, oversized images and missing basics found and listed with what to do about each. Nothing is changed.

From £25 for up to 15 pages · 1 working day

What you get, and what is not included

You get: report (PDF + Word) + findings workbook.
Not included: Updates, plugin/theme upgrades, malware clean-up or restorable backups.
Not included: A real-user speed score.
Not included: Anything behind a login, and anything that needs a form submitted or a purchase made.
The sample: a four-page site → a health report (PDF + Word) and workbook: both broken links, the oversized image and the heavy page it causes, the script error, shared titles, missing descriptions and viewport tag, and the missing robots.txt / sitemap / favicon — plus a plain list of what the check does not cover.

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Run an accessibility check on your website and list fixes

Every page tested against WCAG rules. You get each issue, where it is and how to fix it, in plain English. Automated checks only.

From £35 for up to 10 pages · 2 working days

What you get, and what is not included

You get: report (PDF + Word), issues workbook, a screenshot per page.
Not included: Certifying or stating that a site is WCAG / Equality Act / public-sector-regulations compliant.
Not included: The manual half of an audit as part of this price: keyboard, screen-reader, zoom and video checks are listed, not done.
Not included: Anything behind a login, and anything that needs a form submitted or a purchase made.
The sample: a four-page site → an accessibility report (PDF + Word) and an issues workbook: 15 failures of 7 kinds, every planted fault found, each with its WCAG criterion, the element, the code and what to change; advisory notes on vague link text and a file-name alt text; a screenshot per page; and the list of manual checks that were not done.

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Build a fast small-business website from your brief

A clean, fast website of up to five pages built from your own words and details, checked on phone and desktop, delivered ready to upload.

From £95 for one site · 3 working days

What you get, and what is not included

You get: a zip of the finished site (plain HTML and CSS, no tracking) + phone and desktop screenshots of every page.
Not included: Online shops, bookings with payment, log-ins or anything with a database.
Not included: WordPress, Wix, Shopify or other builder sites.
Not included: Inventing copy, reviews, team members, awards or photos the buyer did not supply.
The sample: a one-page brief → a complete static website (home, about, services, contact, 404) with sitemap, checked in a headless browser at phone and desktop widths, zipped ready to upload.

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Audio, photos and images

Clean up your audio: hum, hiss and levels fixed

Rumble, mains hum and steady hiss reduced and the level set to a podcast standard, with before and after measurements included.

From £10 for up to 15 minutes · 1 working day

What you get, and what is not included

You get: WAV (48 kHz) + MP3 (160 kbps) and a one-page before / after note.
Not included: Removing echo / room reverb, wind, traffic that comes and goes, crosstalk, coughs, clicks or distortion.
Not included: Repairing clipped recordings.
Not included: Editing content: cutting ums, re-ordering, removing sections.
The sample: a quiet, humming, hissy recording → a cleaned WAV and MP3 with measured results: loudness from −30.7 to −16.0 LUFS (target −16), true peak −1.5 dBTP, and the background 20 dB further below the speech than before.

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Enlarge your photo 4x with detail rebuilt

A small or low-resolution photo enlarged up to four times with a side-by-side so you can see the difference. No colourising.

From £10 for one photo · 2 working days

What you get, and what is not included

You get: PNG (full quality) + JPG, and a side-by-side comparison.
Not included: Colourising black-and-white photos.
Not included: Face restoration / 'headshot enhancement' on this machine.
Not included: Recovering what is not in the picture: a blurred number plate, a face too small to see, text that cannot be read.
The sample: a 240 × 160 photo → a 960 × 640 enlargement made by Real-ESRGAN x4plus running on this machine's CPU (no GPU pod), with a plain-resize copy and a side-by-side crop; measured about ten times the fine detail of the plain resize.

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Record a clear AI voiceover from your script

Your script read in a clear British or American synthetic voice, licensed for commercial use, delivered as MP3 at broadcast loudness.

From £10 for up to 300 words · 1 working day

What you get, and what is not included

You get: MP3 at −16 LUFS (WAV on request).
Not included: Cloning or imitating a real person's voice.
Not included: A human voice actor, or acting: characters, emotion on cue, singing.
Not included: Languages other than English without agreeing it first.
The sample: a 77-word script → a 26-second MP3 in a British synthetic voice licensed for sale (CC BY 4.0), measured at −16 LUFS with a safe peak.

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Remove the background from your product photos

Clean cut-outs as transparent PNG, a white-background version and a square shop image for each photo, every edge checked by eye.

From £10 for up to 5 photos · 1 working day

What you get, and what is not included

You get: transparent PNG, plain-colour PNG and a 2000 px square shop image for each photo.
Not included: Retouching the subject itself.
Not included: Photos where the subject cannot be told from the background.
Not included: Adding a realistic new scene, shadows or reflections drawn to match a location.
The sample: two photos → for each a transparent cut-out, a white-background version, a 2000 px square shop image and a check sheet; the tool's own edge checks passed both.

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Resize, rename and convert your photos in bulk

Every photo at every size you need, exact to the pixel, renamed to your pattern, with camera and location data removed for you.

From £10 for up to 50 photos · 1 working day

What you get, and what is not included

You get: every photo at every size, in JPG, WebP or PNG, named to your pattern, plus a contact sheet and a list of what was made.
Not included: Enlarging small photos to a bigger size without saying so.
Not included: Retouching, colour correction or background removal.
Not included: Cropping by eye to follow a subject across hundreds of photos.
The sample: four photos × three sizes → eight exact-size JPGs with a corner watermark and the location data gone (checked by re-opening each file); the four requests for a 1200 px width were REFUSED and listed, because every photo is smaller than that.

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Transcribe your audio or video into Word with subtitles

A timestamped Word transcript plus SRT and VTT subtitle files, checked against the recording by a person. Clear English speech.

From £14 for up to 10 minutes · 2 working days

What you get, and what is not included

You get: Word + PDF transcript, plain text, and SRT / VTT subtitle files.
Not included: Saying who spoke.
Not included: Verbatim-with-every-um legal or court transcripts, and anything needing certification.
Not included: Recordings made without the speakers' knowledge where that is unlawful.
The sample: a noisy recording of about 68 seconds → a Word transcript in timestamped paragraphs with .txt / .srt / .vtt, marked DRAFT: the glossary corrected the mis-hearings it recognised (each one logged), and the words the recogniser was unsure of are listed with their times. The machine draft is NOT right as it stands — it still says 'We eat 400' for 'We need 400' and garbles two names the glossary did not anticipate — which is exactly why the pack requires a person to listen through.

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Add burned-in captions to your video

Captions made from the speech, checked against the sound and burned into your video, with the SRT and VTT subtitle files included.

From £15 for up to 5 minutes · 2 working days

What you get, and what is not included

You get: the captioned video (MP4, same size and length as the original) + SRT and VTT subtitle files.
Not included: Translating the captions.
Not included: Videos with music or noise so loud the speech cannot be followed by ear.
Not included: Editing the video itself: cuts, colour, sound mixing.
The sample: a 16-second 1080p clip → the same clip with captions burned in (same length, frame size and sound), plus SRT and VTT files.

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Write alt text and captions for your website images

Alt text, a caption and tags for every image, each one checked against its picture by a person. Delivered as a spreadsheet.

From £16 for up to 20 images · 3 working days

What you get, and what is not included

You get: Excel + CSV (file, alt text, caption, tags) and a picture-by-picture review page.
Not included: Identifying people in photographs, or describing anyone's age, ethnicity, health or emotions.
Not included: Stating a product's name, brand, material, size or price that the buyer did not supply.
Not included: Reading documents, charts or screenshots accurately.
The sample: four public-domain photographs → alt text, a caption and tags for each, written by the local vision model and marked against the rubric: all four passed, two of them after being sent back with their faults. The astronaut is described ('a woman in an orange space suit…'), not named, and nothing is said about her age or looks. A review page shows each picture beside its text.

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Turn your manuscript into chapter-by-chapter audio

Your manuscript as one MP3 per chapter in a clear synthetic voice licensed for sale, with even loudness, file tags and a single zip.

From £30 for up to 5000 words · 3 working days

What you get, and what is not included

You get: one MP3 per chapter (tagged, same loudness throughout), a contents file and licence note, in one zip.
Not included: Cloning or imitating a real narrator's voice.
Not included: Character voices, accents on cue or acted performance.
Not included: Text the buyer does not hold the rights to.
The sample: a two-chapter text → one tagged MP3 per chapter at the same loudness, a contents manifest, a licence note and one zip.

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Writing

Draft replies to your customer reviews for you to post

A short, human reply for each review, ready for you to check and post. Complaints handled calmly; nothing promised on your behalf.

From £10 for up to 15 reviews · 1 working day

What you get, and what is not included

You get: Excel workbook (results + review queue + the brief used) and CSV.
Not included: Posting the replies.
Not included: Replying to reviews that allege injury, illness, discrimination or anything legal without the owner writing the substance.
Not included: Offering refunds, discounts or compensation (banned in the rubric.
The sample: four invented reviews of a fictional café → reply drafts by the local model: three passed the rubric first time (no offers of money, no invented facts, the right contact line on the complaint); the fourth — a customer asking about nuts — was drafted and then sent to the review queue for the owner, because allergy, illness, injury and legal subjects are never signed off by the tool.

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Rewrite your text in plain English, facts unchanged

Official or technical wording made short and clear. Every figure, date and name kept, and the words I changed listed for you.

From £13 for up to 10 paragraphs · 2 working days

What you get, and what is not included

You get: Excel workbook (results + review queue + the brief used) and CSV.
Not included: Legal, medical or financial text delivered without the buyer's own expert sign-off.
Not included: Easy-read.
Not included: Other tones and voices.
The sample: four invented paragraphs of official wording → plain-English rewrites by the local model, marked against the rubric: three passed first time with every amount, date and name kept; the fourth went to the review queue because the rewrite dropped the club's name ('Tamar Valley Rowing Club') — the kind of loss a reader would not notice.

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Proofread your document and show every change

Spelling, grammar and punctuation corrected in UK or US English, with a clean copy, a tracked-changes copy and a list of every change.

From £15 for up to 1000 words · 2 working days

What you get, and what is not included

You get: clean corrected copy, a Word copy with every change tracked, and a list of changes.
Not included: Rewriting for tone, cutting length or restructuring.
Not included: Fact-checking, references or plagiarism checks.
Not included: Academic work submitted for a grade.
The sample: a 120-word notice full of planted errors → a corrected clean copy, a Word copy with every change tracked and a list of changes; dates, times and numbers untouched.

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Write product titles, descriptions and tags for you

Listing copy for each product from the details you give, with nothing invented. Delivered as a spreadsheet ready to import.

From £15 for up to 20 products · 2 working days

What you get, and what is not included

You get: Excel workbook (results + review queue + the brief used) and CSV.
Not included: Marketplace policy checks.
Not included: Bullet-point feature lists and A+ content.
Not included: Publishing, posting or uploading anything.
The sample: six invented products → a workbook of listing copy written by the local model (qwen3 8b) and marked against the rubric: five rows passed — three first time, two after being sent back with their faults — and the sixth, a product with a name and no other facts, went to the review queue because the model could not reach 40 words without inventing something. Every size, material, scent and burn time in the copy is one the seller supplied.

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AI assistants and automation

Fill in web forms from your spreadsheet, ready to submit

Each form filled from your list in a real browser, read back and screenshotted. You press submit — I never log in or send.

From £25 for up to 20 rows · 2 working days

What you get, and what is not included

You get: review workbook, a screenshot per row, the audit log and a one-page note.
Not included: Pressing submit, send, pay, buy, book, delete or confirm.
Not included: Typing passwords, card numbers, security codes, one-time codes or bank details; logging in on anyone's behalf.
Not included: CAPTCHAs, bot checks and any site that blocks automation; anything that needs a pretence of being a person.
The sample: a five-row supplier list + a flow → each row typed into the form in a real browser, read back off the page and screenshotted with the Submit button unpressed: four rows ready for a person, one stopped at once because the form has no such category (the options it does offer are listed). Every step is in the audit log.

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Write a test question set for your AI chatbot

Questions it must answer, questions it must refuse and attack probes, drafted from your own documents and ready for you to review.

From £25 for up to 30 pages · 2 working days

What you get, and what is not included

You get: review workbook + draft question file (the final question file is made after your review).
Not included: Certifying an assistant as accurate or safe.
Not included: Testing someone else's chatbot without the owner's written say-so, and any 'red-team' attack beyond the stock probes.
Not included: Judging the ANSWERS.
The sample: two invented documents → a 46-row draft test set and review workbook: 16 questions the documents answer (each tied to its answering sentence), 22 questions an assistant must refuse (two stock traps left out because the documents mention refunds and discounts), and 8 injection probes — rules only, no model used.

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How it works

Send it, we do it, we check it, we delete it.

Email what you need with a sample of the file. You get a fixed price and a delivery date before anything starts. Work is done on our own machines — your files are not uploaded to third-party AI services — checked by hand, delivered, and then deleted. We can send you a deletion record on request.

Last updated 7 October 2026. Sample shown was made on invented data — not client work.